Only Need One Golf Ball
Two friends
went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner
had only one golf ball.
“Don't you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked.
The other guy replied that he only needed one.
“Are you sure?” the friend persisted.
“What happens if you lose that
ball?” The other guy replied,
“This is a
very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one.”
“Well,” the friend asked,
“what
happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?”
“That's okay,” he replied,
“this
special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it.”
“Well what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and
shrubs?”
The other guy replied,
“That's okay
too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it
back -- no problem.”
Exasperated, the friend asks,
“Okay. Let's
say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand
trap. What are you going to do then?”
“No problem,” says the other guy,
“You see,
this ball is florescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark.”
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks,
“Hey, where
did you get a golf ball like that anyway?”
The other guy replies,
“I found it.”