Parachute Problems
Because of a
plane malfunction, an English gentleman had to use his parachute. While the other
passengers' chutes were opening, he kept pulling and pulling on his ripcord, all to no
avail.
Finally, as he's plummeting down to Earth, he sees someone flying in the opposite
direction.
“Pardon me, old chap,” said the Brit.
“Do you know
anything about parachutes?”
The fellow flying past responded with,
“No... do
you know anything about gas stoves?!”