Pass It On
Right in the
middle of the service and just before the sermon, a member of the choir remembered she had
forgotten to turn off the gas under the roast.
Hurriedly she scribbled a note and passed it to the usher to give to her husband.
Unfortunately, the usher misunderstood her intention and took it to the pulpit.
Unfolding the note, the preacher read aloud,
“Please go
home and turn off the gas.”