Pennies And Seconds
A man was
wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems.
The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
“God? You there, God?” he asked
“Yes. What is it, my son?” God answered.
“Mind if I ask a few questions?” the man asked.
“Go ahead,
my son, anything.”
“God, what
is a million years to you?”
God answered,
“A million
years to me is only a second.”
The man asked,
“God, what
is a million dollars worth to you?”
God replied,
“A million
dollars to me is worth only a penny.”
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question.
“God, can I
have a penny?”
God answered,
“Sure, give
me a second.”