Pig Tail
A police
trainee is at her desk one day, entering reports into her computer. She sees a report that
Farmer White reported 2,004 pigs as missing. Thinking something must be wrong with the
supplied information, she calls to verify. She asks Farmer White if he remembers filing
the report and he replies,
“yeth, I thure do.”
Smiling, the trainee then enters into her computer,
“Farmer lost
two sows and four pigs.”