Police Assistant
Jack &
Jill were on their way home from the bar one night and Jack got pulled over by the police.
The officer told Jack that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. Jack
said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right
away."
Just then Jill said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get
that light fixed."
So the officer asked for Jack's license and after looking at it said, "Sir, your
license has expired."
And again Jack apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and
would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jill said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that
your license had expired."
Well by this time Jack is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the
officer and he said in a rather loud voice, "#$&% Jill, will you SHUT UP!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jill and asked. "Does your husband always talk to
you like that?"
Jill replied, "Only when he's drunk."