Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach

Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. - Kingman Brewster

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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