The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The above question tested your logic skills.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!
The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.
4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!
What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama
Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown
To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard
Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. - Kingman Brewster
Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown
A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming
Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke
Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain
Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher
Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali
Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel
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