The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The above question tested your logic skills.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!
The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.
4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!
Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle
I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. - Kingman Brewster
The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown
To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash
Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White
You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack
The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain
Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher
I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt
Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn
There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
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