Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. - Martin H. Fischer

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

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Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

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Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

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Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

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There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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