A German, an American and a Redneck are on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) to be shot,
2) to be hung,
3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” (Boom He was dead)
Then the American said, “Just hang me.” (Snap he was dead)
Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.”
They gave him his shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong
with this guy.
Then the Redneck said give me another one of those shots, so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants.
So finally the Warden said, “What the heck is wrong with you?”
The Redneck replied, “You guys are so stupid - I’m wearing a condom.”
see also
Prison & Redneck Sections
 59 Chev Boat |
 Urgent World War I Message |
 An Iceberg Floated Into Town |
 Walk Sign Timing |
 Family Hands |
 Chocolate Bed |
 Homeland Security Bill |
 Crocodile Floor |
 Texas 911 |
 Walk Sign Ending |
 Mower Handle Extender |
 Dentist Waiting Room |
 Ice Bell |
 Reptile Ride |
 Morning Inspiration |
 Fatal Text Message |
 Swiss Nail Art |
 Ultimate Breakup |
Why We Live in Texas |
 Montana Mountain Bike |
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