joe-ks.com

Redneck Row
Easy choice on Death Row

A German, an American and a Redneck are on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) to be shot,
2) to be hung,
3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” (Boom He was dead)
Then the American said, “Just hang me.” (Snap he was dead)
Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.”
They gave him his shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said give me another one of those shots, so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants.

So finally the Warden said, “What the heck is wrong with you?”
The Redneck replied, “You guys are so stupid - I’m wearing a condom.”


see also   Prison  &  Redneck  Sections

Where fine Rabiis shop
Jerushalom
When it's hard to overlook the evidence
Come Quietly Please
The down side of being an elephant veterinarian
Let 'Er Rip
Big shoes to fill
Redneck In Training
Finding true sock-sess in fashion clothing
Sock Sandals
Proving that women are always right
Men To The Left
Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits
Animal Rings
Steven Spielberg releases Jaws IV in Israel
Jews: The Revenge
Some kids never seem to grow up
Former Baby
Walking through security at the Needle Gate
The Eye Of A Needle
For some reason the plants grow better with moonshine
Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler
Keeping watch over the fields of prey
Snowy Barn Owl
Making early plans for a NASCAR debut
His First Hot Rod
Inside the grounds of the Crusader Church of St. Anne
Arch Support
Star Trek props revealed
Stealth Flying Saucer
Belieber fans start at an early age
Justin Beiber Clothing
How Bubba welcomes mice in his house
Redneck Mousetrap
Bubba lowers the bar
Diet Swing
Crossing the Canine Chasm
Stairway Dog
Bible prophecy fulfilled!
Dead Sea Fish
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

25-May-2013

Captions

Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Human Adaption
Fish Bowl Costume
Chin Up Exercise For Th ...
Skeleton Opera
Tattoo Fountain
Supervised Motorcycle W ...
Hot Air Oven
Dinner Around The Corne ...
Cartographer
Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
Mane Spray
Push Door
Split Beach Personality
Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
Land Surfing
Vatican Window Cleaners
Mountain TV
Redneck Manual
Bench Fishermen
Downhill Cycling
Alien Seating
Spaghetti Topping
Laundry Load
Cheap Flight
Elephant Ludo
Redneck Tricycle
Winter Laundry
Snowplow For Seniors
Lion Tail Tale
Looking Ahead
Boat Man
World's First Binary Si ...
Left Hanging
Head Loose Socket
Hot Air Balloon Dominoe ...
Armpit Inspectors
Elephant Enema
Redneck Windshield Wipe ...
Plain Plane Seat
Unlikely Friends
Laptop Security
Pipe Pants
Facial Hair
Company Escape Clause
River Crossing
Face Plant
Pour Picture
Long Kiss
Not You!
Teeter TottHer
Camel Bike
Cloth Road
ShareWhere Bathroom
Tingue
Ski Bathroom
Redneck Spare Tire
Car Shoelusion
News With A View
Too Much Homework?
Camel Pumps