Rude Awakening
Paddy O'
Leary had spent the eve drinking at the local tavern. He knew he had a long walk home, so
though he was a wee tipsy, he recalled a shortcut through the town's cemetery.
Paddy staggered 'round the graves, but lost his footing and fell into a hole dug for a
burial the following day. He passed out when he hit bottom.
Upon awakening the next morn, Paddy stood up and realized where he was - and promptly
shouted,
“Glory Be to GOD! 'Tis
the Resurrection Day - and I'm the first one up!”