Rude Parrot
On reaching
his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the
stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks,
“And get me a coke, you
cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the
coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her by the man, the parrot drains its glass
and bawls,
“And get me
another coke dogface!”
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with
another coke but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach.
“I've asked
you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!”
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of
the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to
him and says,
“For someone
who can't fly, you've got guts!”