A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.
Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to NY and on West to
Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly
mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that
this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.
The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For
several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The
rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the
missing men.
They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided
they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared
an international incident. They killed the female animal and opened the stomach and found
the remains of the Russian, but not the other.
One ranger turned to the other and said, “You know what this means, don’t you?”
The other ranger responded, “Of course:
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the Czech’s in the male.”
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