Season Ticket Swap
Susan was
reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst
out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said.
“There's a
classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket
to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Susan said,
“Would you
swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Susan said.
“Tell me why
not.”
“Season's more than half over,” he said.