Smart Women
1. I'm not
offended by all the dumb blonde joe-ks because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that
I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with
a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in
labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. - Rita
Rudner
4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
5. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
6. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
7. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr
8. I think - therefore I'm single. - Lizz Winstead
9. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -
Elayne Boosler
10. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
11. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a
woman. - Margaret Thatcher
13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -
Gloria Steinem
14. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
15. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the
same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears
all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
16. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. - Baroness Edith-Summerskill
17. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it
to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee
18. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa
Gabor
19. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt