Two snakes were slithering along together in the grass.
“Can I ask you a question?” the first snake says.
“You and your dumb questions! What is it this time?” replied the second.
“Do you know whether or not we are venomous?” asked the first snake.
“What difference should that make to us?” said the second.
“It makes all the difference in the world to me,” said the first snake. “I just bit my lip!”
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