are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them
is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers ... those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes
longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, and no spine, and
the head and butt are interchangeable.”
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Fly By Meal
Hanging Out With Friends
You Want Me To Do What?
Litter of DalCations
Fitness On The Bus
Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich
Smoking Hot Body
Take Away Van
Holy Day Inn
Rising To The Occasion