Sweet Road Rage
An elderly
lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes
went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so
upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!"
The man
was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what you can do when you're young and
bright."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and
then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to
his car and asked, "What did you do that for?"
The little old lady smiled and
told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"