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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

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