Three Pigs Ad-Lib
A father
liked to read his young son fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humour, he
often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.
One day his son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story
of the
“Three Little Pigs.” She came to the part of the story where the first
pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.
She said,
“And so the
pig went up to the man with a wheel barrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me
sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'”
The teacher then asks the class,
“And what do
you think that man said?”
My friend's son raised his hand and exclaimed,
“I know! I
know! 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'”
... the teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.