Oh, To Be 10 Again
A man asked
his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a
theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the
Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five
hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonalds they went, where
she was given a Kid's Meal with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theater
to see Star Wars - more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned
over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "I meant dress size."