Train Set

Two hour train delay tests Mom’s nerves


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this the last stop! And all you fools, who are returning and want to get on, get your tails on the train now, cause we’re going down the tracks!”

The mother went into the living room and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language.”

Two hours later the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ”All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again.”

She hears the little boy continue: “For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow your hand luggage in the racks over your head, or under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

Then the child added, “And for those of you who are ticked off about the TWO HOUR delay, see the witch in the kitchen!”


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