Train-ed Couple
A man and a
woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping compartment on a
train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the man on the
top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm awfully
cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?"
The woman
leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's
pretend we're married."
"Why not," laughs the man. "Good," she
replies. "Get your own friggin' blanket."