Travel Joe-ks
First Class
Travel
People often joke about citizens in Eastern European countries flying with animals on the
planes. When I was visiting a small country in that part of the continent I had the option
to upgrade to first class. I looked at the brochure that didn't note any differences
between coach and first class, so I asked the attendant what the difference was. The
attendant responded, "In first class the stewards clean up after the animals. In
coach, you have to."
Ground Crew
In Boston our flight was delayed at the terminal for about an hour. When the plane finally
taxied onto the runway the captain came on the intercom to apologize. Making light of the
issue, he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to apologize for the delay. It is
crucial to the company that we provide the same service to all of our customers. The
ground crew was on break and we had to wait for them to return to insure that the right
number of bags were sent to the wrong location."
Well Done Cookies
During a return flight on business class, Jack was were given gourmet brownies and
cookies. Not hungry, Jack decided to save them for later, so he placed them in a vomit
bag. After the plane landed Jack got up to leave and a stewardess approached him. She
asked, "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?" Jack said,
"No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."