Unlucky 13
A man is
walking by a mental hospital surrounded by a high wooden fence when he hears voices
chanting. The voices are saying excitedly, "13! 13! 13! 13!" He's very curious,
so he looks through a hole in the fence, and someone pokes him in the eye.
"Ouch!" he says.
Then he hears the voices chanting, "14! 14! 14! 14!"