Wet Wish

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Three guys, an Iowan, a Wisconsinite and a Minnesotan are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

“I will give you each one wish,” says the genie.

The Iowan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa.” With a blink of the genie’s eye, “POOF” - the land in Iowa was forever made fertile for farming.

The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious state. Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” - there was a huge wall around Wisconsin.

The Minnesotan asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

The Minnesotan says, “Fill it up with water.”


What this joe-k evolved to in 2002:  Fertile Land

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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22-Aug-2017