Where's The Grandchild?
A wealthy old
man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered
for a family reunion.
"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why,
I'll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce
on my knee. Now, let's say grace."
When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.