[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year It's never too late for chocolate.  Unknown I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.  Jessica Simpson Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate.  Unknown Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.  Jo Brand If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.  Unknown Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate.  Unknown Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.  Unknown I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love!  Unknown Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any.  Marja McGraw Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.  Linda Grayson A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.  Audrey Hepburn What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate.  Sandra Boynton If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful.  J K Rowling Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.  Amy Neftzger I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.  Mel Gibson I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl.  Shiloh Walker Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
