[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
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