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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate cake is the bomb!  Scarlett Pomers I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.  Jessica Simpson Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.  Unknown I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate.  Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate.  Carrie Underwood I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched.  Unknown I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.  Unknown Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate.  Unknown Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.  Jane Seabrook To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.  Michelle M. Pillow In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.  Unknown Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal.  Cathy Guisewite Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any.  Marja McGraw Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.  Unknown College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton The 12step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!  Terry Moore When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.  Hanako Ishii Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?  Unknown You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
