[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate never faileth.  Annette Lyon It's never too late for chocolate.  Unknown Books and chocolate make life bearable.  Unknown A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.  Marcia Carrington I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.  Unknown Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.  Unknown It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.  Andrea Hurst Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Coffee and chocolate  the inventor of mocha should be sainted.  Cherise Sinclair Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.  Unknown College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.  Gloria Furman Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy.  John West When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.  Unknown The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate.  Sandra Boynton Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.  Karl Petzke You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful.  J K Rowling It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.  Karlie Kloss Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl.  Shiloh Walker Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
