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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.  Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day.  Jennifer Hudson Forget love  I'd rather fall in chocolate!  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel We have chocolate in common  that's enough.  Rachel Hollis Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched.  Unknown Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate.  Unknown Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question?  Unknown Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.  Joan Bauer If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.  Unknown College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake  Unknown A darkchocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet.  Barbara Brooke In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
