[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate never faileth.  Annette Lyon It's never too late for chocolate.  Unknown Books and chocolate make life bearable.  Unknown I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts.  John Belushi Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.  Unknown Forget love  I'd rather fall in chocolate!  Unknown I've never met a chocolate I didn't like.  Unknown Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods.  Unknown In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.  Salman Rushdie If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.  Kim Knott It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.  Andrea Hurst Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Coffee and chocolate  the inventor of mocha should be sainted.  Cherise Sinclair Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.  Michael Levine Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.  Linda Grayson Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy.  John West What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End.  Unknown Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful.  J K Rowling What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?  Unknown The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost A darkchocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet.  Barbara Brooke Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.  Amy Neftzger When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
