[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
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