[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
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