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read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...] * Number dependent on Year Chocolate never faileth.  Annette Lyon It's never too late for chocolate.  Unknown I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts.  John Belushi I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine.  Unknown Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.  Unknown Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate.  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.  Laini Taylor I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched.  Unknown Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.  Joan Bauer Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.  Michelle M. Pillow Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.  Truman Capote All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.  Charles M. Schulz Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.  Katharine Hepburn Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.  Barbara Bretton Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.  Unknown Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.  Joanne Harris Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End.  Unknown Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.  Hanako Ishii Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.  Karl Petzke If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?  Unknown A darkchocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet.  Barbara Brooke There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Unknown Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  Unknown It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl.  Shiloh Walker Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math WalMart Math see also Birthday & Math Sections 
