[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST...
It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t
read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2017) add
1767 *; If you haven’t, add 1766
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
Don’t believe us, eh? Verify it with this Excel Chocolate Math Spreadsheet
* Number dependent on Year
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
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It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
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