Alligator Path

Path to an alligator lunch


Alligator Path Down Hill

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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19-May-2019