Bank Bills
Two men rob a
bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a few months,
they meet again and one asks the other,
“What did you find in your sack?”
“Half a
million!”
“Aw...
that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?”
“I bought a
house. How about your sack?”
“Bah... it
was full o' bills.”
“And what
did you do with them?”
“Eh well... little by little, I'm paying them off.”