A Baptist couple felt it important to own a Baptist pet, so they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When instructed to look up Psalms 23, the dog complied just as quickly, using his paws with dexterity. They were so impressed that the couple purchased the animal and took him home.
That night the couple had friends over. They were so proud of their new Baptist dog and his skills that they wanted to show him off. They called the dog and gave him his commands. Their friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog could do any of the usual tricks, as well.
This stopped the couple cold: They hadn’t thought about the “usual” tricks.
“Well,” they replied, “let’s try it out.”
Once more they called the dog, and they commanded it to “heel!”
As quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head
They had been deceived: He was a Pentecostal...
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