Heaven's Baseball Game
St. Peter and
Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played
on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked
boys.
“Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
“But you realize, I hope, that
we've got all the good players and the best coaches.”
“I know, and that's all right," Satan answered, unperturbed.
“We've got
all the umpires.”