Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common @ Easter



Hard of hearing Easter chocolate egg

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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21-Sep-2018