![]() He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben "Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson see also Easter Section After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? |
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