Did You Say Happy Easter?

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen