Did You Say Happy Easter?

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker