Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common @ Easter



Hard of hearing Easter chocolate egg

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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22-Jul-2018