Head Hog Of The Trough
A farmer
entered the local Church and spoke to the Church secretary,
“I'd like to speak to the
Head Hog of the trough.”
The secretary was quite taken aback and responded to the
farmer,
“Sir, we
have no one here by that name.”
The farmer persisted once again, and said,
“I want to
talk to the Head Hog of the trough.”
“Sir, if you
are referring to the person in charge here at the Church, we refer to him as the
Pastor or Shepherd.”
“Fine,
ma'am, but I want to talk to the person who will take my $50,000 donation.”
Immediately the secretary responded,
“Just a second - the big fat pig will be here
with you right away!”