Seven Lemon Confession
Henry goes to
confession and says,
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven
different women.”
The priest says,
“Take seven
lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”
“Will that
cleanse me of my sins, Father?”
“No,” replies the priest.
“But it'll
wipe that silly grin off your face.”