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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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28-Jul-2017