Spanish Delicacy
One day, an
American was touring Spain. After a day of sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at
the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter,
“What is that you just served?”
The waiter replied,
“Ah senor,
you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!”
The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish said,
“What the
heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!”
The waiter replied,
“I am so
sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day since there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
sure to serve you this delicacy!”
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his
platter, he
called to the waiter and said,
“These are
much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”
The waiter promptly replied,
“Si, senor!
Sometimes the bull wins!”