Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot
the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began
to give the moose love call.
Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the
clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “OK, let’s get out and get him.”
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper
is stuck! What are we going to do?”
The guy in the front says, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
see also
Hunting,
Moose &
Stress Sections
Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters - 2004 version
Backyard Canadian Pool
Canadian Kiss
Canadian North Cookbook
Driver’s License Please
Nature Calls
Only in Canada: MacMoose
Only In Canada - Nosey Moose
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