News from the Iraq Front
1.
British News From the Iraq Front
"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defense minister Geoff Hoon said
in The Commons yesterday.
"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a
British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
He added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more
like Portsmouth."
2. Coded Message from the Iraq Front
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning it upside down…
3. Breaking News from the Iraq Front
Breaking news... Iraq has launched a new type of missile at the Allied Forces deployed in
Kuwait. Details are sketchy at this time, but it appears to be
a
new and improved Scud type missile. The CIA is investigating just how and from whom
Saddam has acquired this new technology.