Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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11-Dec-2017