Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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19-Oct-2017