Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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17-Feb-2018