Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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23-May-2018