Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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15-Nov-2018