Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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15-Aug-2018