Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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16-Oct-2017