Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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22-Aug-2019