Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today

Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

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