Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

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Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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