Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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23-Oct-2019