Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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17-Dec-2017