Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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