Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

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Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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23-May-2018