Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo!” and he banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo!” and he banished her to Hell. The third blonde said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ...” St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good!” Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.” St. Peter fainted... see also   Blonde   &  Heaven  Sections 2011 Bunny Calendar After Easter Bunny Broken Egg Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room

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