Shawn was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy yells back, “Roll of chicken wire.”
Shawn says, “What you gonna do with that?”
Boy says, “Gonna catch me some chickens.”
Shawn yells “You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!”
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old guy's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning Shawn is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Shawn yells out, “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy yells back, “Roll of duck tape.”
Shawn says, “What you gonna do with that?”
Boy says back, “Gonna catch me some ducks.”
Shawn yells back, “You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!”
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old guy's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 25 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning Shawn sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Shawn says, “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy says, “It's a pussy willow.”
Shawn says, “Wait up… I'll get my hat.”