A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the
basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What
should I do?”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to
her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life,
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans
and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name
is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
see also
Easter
Section
2012 Bunny Calendar
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?
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