Two guys, Jack and George, were standing at heaven’s gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.

Jack: “How did you get here?”

George: “Hypothermia. You?”

Jack: “You won’t believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so bad about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack.”

George: “Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer, we’d both be alive.”