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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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17-Oct-2018