Hoppy Easter

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale