Hoppy Easter

You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?


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