Hoppy Easter

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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10-Dec-2018