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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Feb-2019