As he was leaving the grocery store, Shawn noticed a sign that said, “Return Empties Here.” So he went back and dropped off his wallet.

Inflation has caused stores to adapt as well as consumers. Signs that used to read “Watch Your Children” now read “Watch Your Language.”

Janet decided that nowhere on earth was inflation more unjust than at the butcher shop. It was the only place she paid an arm and a leg and came away with a leg.

However, there was one advantage to Janet’s day of grocery shopping. That night, she and her family had a religious experience: the Last Supper.

Then there was the pundit who explained the ups and downs of the economy as the result of having elected too many yo-yos.