A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it’ll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, “We’ll ship her home.” The undertaker asks, “Are you sure? That’s an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.” The guy says, “Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.” see also   Easter  Section After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets

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