Reverse Redneck - Feel The Burn

This is one hot red-neck!





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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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14-Aug-2018