A minister worked himself into a frenzy while delivering a sermon on heaven and hell. “Stand up if you want to go to heaven!” he entreated his congregation.

Everyone in the Church rose at once, except a fellow in the front row.

“Are you telling me that you don’t want to go to heaven when you die?” the minister asked the man.

“When I die, sure,” the man replied. “But I thought you were getting up a load to go right now.”