Super Cat

This cat knows how to lift weights!

This cat may be strong, but smell isn’t everything



Super Cat holds up front of car

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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