Super Cat

This cat knows how to lift weights!

This cat may be strong, but smell isn’t everything



Super Cat holds up front of car

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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