Johnny Cochran’s Last Words -
Farewell to O.J.

Cochran “lays the glove down” on his tombstone



Johnny Cochran Tombstone

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How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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18-Jan-2019