Johnny Cochran’s Last Words -
Farewell to O.J.

Cochran “lays the glove down” on his tombstone

Johnny Cochran Tombstone

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

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